On most mornings my wife makes a delicious fruit smoothie. This morning she stood at the foot of the stairs and said “Here is your juice” (expecting me to go down and get it). I said “Juice-seyo”. The Korean for please give is 주세요 (ju-se-yo). She didn’t get my (attempted) pun, and though I was merely asking her to bring it up to me.
The first step is making puns in a second language. The second step is making good puns in a second language.
(The loan word 주스 (ju-seu) is used in Korean, so it is possible to say 주스 주세요.)
Never Pure and Rarely Simple 